The Perfect Slogan for the Perfect Pushup

Now that Sandra is the marketing director for the Perfect Pushup, she asked for my help coming up with a new slogan. Here is what I came up with. Feel free to add your own to the comments section.

The perfect gift to say "lose some weight"

At least your pushups can be perfect

Light years ahead of the Mediocre Pushup!

Much easier to ignore than your treadmill or gym membership!

Rosie O'Donald called, she wants her flabby arms back

Push something other than flatulence!

Feel the burn. And not just when you pee!

IMG: Where Are They Now?

They came, they saw, they unceremoniously left. Find out what past IMG employees are doing now.

Sandra
Sandra, formerly of the Kia Motors account, left IMG in June. Sandra left IMG for greener pastures and now enjoys her time as migrant worker.

Morgan
One of our wonderful Bank interns. Ones' eyes can't help but tear up when they think of Morgan, who will remembered for her unnatural love of onions. Morgan can now be found protesting around the campus of UC Berkeley under the name "ReDysicle."

Jeremy
Another beloved intern, Jeremy's dreams were as big as his heart. Unfortunately, Jeremy passed away from an enlarged heart.

Pitch
Pitch was a man who had two first names that could also both be last names, but chose to go by his middle name which isn't even a name at all; it's a verb.

Christine
After leaving IMG, Christine took a vacation to Las Vegas. After a late night out on the town, and some drunken vandalism, Christine now works as the stuffing in Siegfried's pants. She says she's happy, but when asked if she could do it all over again Christine sighed and said, "Sometimes, late at night, I wonder what Roy's pants would be like."

Kelly
Kelly's life post IMG took an unexpected turn when, ironically, her power steering failed causing her crash her car. Kelly eventually recovered from her injuries and went on to have a very successful career as Keanu Reeves.