First Impressions From my First Bank of the West Classic

With the conclusion of my first Bank of the West Classic, I have made some observations and musings. Here is what I took away from the experience.

1. Sometimes it's okay to be physically afraid of girls.
2. It takes very little, if any athletic ability to be a ball boy.
3. It is very hard to tell where the women's section ends and the men's section begins in the Vicomte Arthur Booth.
4. It is impossible to resell a women's Vicomte Arthur shirt.
5. IMG hates recycling.
6. If you use a British accent, people will believe anything you tell them about tennis.
7. Some dude ate Serena Williams than hurt his knee.
8. Saying, "you got served" after an ace isn't funny even the first time you say it.
9. Apparently, there are hundreds of places to hide a tennis ball on the female body.