Coming to a Theater Near You

The Giants won the World Series! Movies studios are crawling all over themselves to get the rights for the movie. Using some inside contacts I was able to get a sneak peak at the cast of the upcoming movie. Take a look:

Tim Lincecum will be played by Ted "Theodore" Logan

Andres Torres will be played by Diddy

Pablo Sandoval will be played by a scoop of chocolate ice cream

Buster Posey will be played by Kenneth parcell

Travis Ishikawa will be played by any random Asian person

Brian Wilson will be played by Wooly Willy