Recently, I accidental left my voice memo recorder running after leaving for the day. Here are some excerpts of what my possessions had to say.
Phone: I get it already! Ring Dance is part of InterCall.
Computer: My god Brian's hands are soft! So gentle when they stroke my keyboard. I'm just going to freeze up and enjoy the ctrl+alt+delete pleasure train.
Customized Mariners Bat: I'd rather be a bowling pin.
Coupon to Dave's Bar: Trade me in for lower inhibitions.
Calculator: 80085... Hahahahahahaha.
Phone: And you wonder why you're still a virgin calculator.
iPod Shuffle: Hey Brian, Siegfried/Roy called they want their playlist back.
Calculator: My foot + your ass = suck it phone
Trash Can: You can keep looking but, I'm telling you, your dignity is not in here.
Phone: Here's a math problem for you: 1/2 douche + 1/2 bag = 1 calculator.
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