I Wonder if the Other Kinds of Harrasment Get Jealous of all the Attention Sexual Gets

I recently took IMG's sexual harassment training program. I passed with flying colors scoring a 100% on the final test. Here is what I learned:

1. At some point someone made following statement: "Hello I'm here to audition for the role of 'Man Looking Suggestively at Another Man.'"

2. To stop sexual harassment in the work place you can: think about your actions before you make them, avoid touching coworkers, or only hire ugly people.

3. I apologize and take back every congratulatory butt slap I've ever given.

4. Also, for the record, I was not aware that actions occurring at office holiday parties could be considered sexual harassment.

5. If you're a women DO NOT work at a railroad yard. You're really just asking for it.

6. Dropping your pen is not sexual harassment, a female coworker picking up your pen is not sexual harassment, but apparently not wearing pants to work is.

7. I have been sexually harassed many times. And I still haven't got sick of it.

8. What's said during cornhole will never qualify as sexual harassment, so feel free to keep trying to throw it in the hole... that's what she said.

9. You have to understand that with a name like Ben Dover, you're going to have to let some stuff fly.