Donna and Ryan went out for a night on the town, and thanks to some binoculars and a high powered listening devise, I was able to capture their whole conversation.
Donna: So Ryan, where are you from?
Ryan: Texas
D: Oh Texas! They say the only things to come out of Texas are steers and...
R: Steers and what?
D: Steers and... (pauses) nevermind. Are you gonna finish that steak?
R: But Donna, I haven't even ordered yet.
D: You should get the steak... So what do you do?
R: I make denim...
D: (Thinking) I knew it! Steers and queers.
R: ...But I'm not gay.
D: (Thinking) Oh thank God!
D: That's really cool. I bet you get some great deals on jeans.
R: Oh yeah. One of the great perks of my job.
D: (Thinking) Marry me! Dammit Donna, play it cool.
D: You know I get some pretty cool perks too. Like last summer I went to Paris for Rugby World Cup, and this summer I can get a really great deal on a wedding. (Thinking) Shit!
R: Well Donna I had a great time, but I should really get going.
D: What!? Okay. I'll call you.
R: I haven't given you my number.
D: Oh no worries. I already have it... Thank you facebook!
R: You're very creepy.
Waiter: Can I take your order ma'am?
D: I'll have the Chicken Cesar Salad and he'll have the steak.
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