Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Chivelry and Romance are Not Dead...

...And apparently they make denim.

Donna and Ryan went out for a night on the town, and thanks to some binoculars and a high powered listening devise, I was able to capture their whole conversation.

Donna: So Ryan, where are you from?

Ryan: Texas

D: Oh Texas! They say the only things to come out of Texas are steers and...

R: Steers and what?

D: Steers and... (pauses) nevermind. Are you gonna finish that steak?

R: But Donna, I haven't even ordered yet.

D: You should get the steak... So what do you do?

R: I make denim...

D: (Thinking) I knew it! Steers and queers.

R: ...But I'm not gay.

D: (Thinking) Oh thank God!

D: That's really cool. I bet you get some great deals on jeans.

R: Oh yeah. One of the great perks of my job.

D: (Thinking) Marry me! Dammit Donna, play it cool.

D: You know I get some pretty cool perks too. Like last summer I went to Paris for Rugby World Cup, and this summer I can get a really great deal on a wedding. (Thinking) Shit!

R: Well Donna I had a great time, but I should really get going.

D: What!? Okay. I'll call you.

R: I haven't given you my number.

D: Oh no worries. I already have it... Thank you facebook!

R: You're very creepy.

Waiter: Can I take your order ma'am?

D: I'll have the Chicken Cesar Salad and he'll have the steak.

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