8:00 am - Wake up in a panic thinking she's late for work.
8:01 am - Realize that she quit that job falls back asleep to resume dreaming about tickling contest with David Beckham. Dream backfires and she has tickling contest with this guy:
10:00 am - Wake up because she has to go to that bathroom. Decides it's too early to get up and she can hold it.
12:00 pm - Wake up and urgently need to go to the bathroom. Look at clock and decides that she is okay with never seeing "am" again.
12:10 pm - Leaves bathroom. Wonders if it is normal to pee for 10 minutes. Decides that "am" is cool after all.
12:30 pm - Sees daylight for the first time today.
12:31 pm - Contemplates just drinking milk for her vitamin D needs and going back to sleep. Changes mind and goes outside.
12:32 pm - Can't figure out the warm feeling she has. Remembers that the sun is warm. Makes a mental note to go outside more.
12:33 pm - Walks to Starbucks.
12:40 pm - Gets half way to Starbucks, decides it's too far to walk and turns to walk home.
12:41 pm - Realizing she's exactly halfway between Starbuck and home, she calls a cab.
12:45 pm - Arrives back home. Asks John to get her a coffee.
1:00 pm - Turns on Rockband.
1:05 pm - Reads warning on Rockband that the game can be physically challenging and players should take periodic breaks. Decides not to play Rockband.
1:10 pm - Sits on her hands while watching the paint dry.
3:00 pm - Paint is dry. Nap time!
8:00 am (next day) - Wakes up in a panic thinking she's late for work. Realizes she slept though her nap and into the next day. Is upset because her coffee is now cold.
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