Saturday, June 7, 2008

Thoughtless Farewells to Sandra

Farewell Sandra,
I will miss your ethnic diversity. The office will feel much whiter without you

Goodbye Sandra,
I never got a chance to tell you that your voice is very sexy. The rest of you, however, is not

Adieu,
Goodbye asian Kelly Dredge!

Peace out,
I'm very sad to see you leave, but I'm even sadder I never learned your name

Dear Sandra,
Congratulations on your first step towards being a trophy wife!

Bye Sandra,
Your departure marks the beginning of the Edwards, Solis, Doidge cage match for your cube

Bon Voyage Sandra,
I got you a gift but it died on the way over here

Good bye Sandra,
Now you will have more free time to work out!

Farewell Sandra,
I'm sad to see you go as I never was able to finish your hair doll

See you around Sandra,
Question for you. Is your restraining order the flirty kind or the call the police kind. I always have a hard time differentiating

Adios Sandra,
Quick tip for your new job: No one ever complains about showering too much

Goodbye Sandra,
I can't believe you're retiring and you're only 45

Bye Sandra,
I always thought you were kinda slow. Now I realize that I'm just very fast!

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