On my walk to the stadium, I passed two friends who were having a conversation. I'm not one to eavesdrop, but I couldn't help but overhear one of them: "I mean if you're not serious about football, you might as well go some where like Harvard." I would normally never talk to a stranger, but I had to call this guy out: "Sorry, I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but I couldn't help but hear you guys. I actually played football at Harvard. My QB is now starting for the Bills." Needless to say, they were dumbfounded
While waiting for Steve to get the tickets, I saw a guy giving me the stink-eye (or so I thought). He turned to his friend and they both started staring at me. One walked over to me and said, "has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like Travis Ishikawa?" Seems like a nice thing to say as Travis is a good looking dude, but here's how I interpreted it "has anyone every told you that you look exactly like every other Asian person I've seen?" That being the case I shot back with, "has anyone ever told you that you look like every other white person I've ever seen?" Needless to say, they were dumbfounded.
Travis Ishikawa
I'm a good fist pumper, but not good enough for the Fist Pump Cam.
I'm good at the Carlton Dance, but not as good as the dude wearing the argyle sweater and glasses who happens to look exactly like Carlton Banks which is the standard needed to make the Carlton Cam.
Steve Perry loves the Giants. He must also love his haircut, which would explain why he hasn't changed it since 1981.
For some reason, there's always one person in the crowd who thinks they're the first person to make a mooing noise when everyone is leaving the stadium at the same time. I laugh every time.
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